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''Ho ho hoovers'' sweatshirt
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Ready to sleigh the season without any “hoovering” interruptions? This witty sweatshirt is your festive armor against holiday-season intrusions! Slip it on, grab some eggnog, and let everyone know your holiday spirit is hoover-free. With this cozy, cheeky design, it’s clear: not all holiday cheer is welcome!
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- 100% organic cotton exterior
- 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Grey Malange is 72% organic cotton, 21% recycled polyester, 7% viscose
- Fabric weight: 8.26 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
- French terry knit
- Set-in sleeves
- 2×2 rib at collar
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Narc OFF | Funny Narc Off Gifts and Anti-Narcissist Products
- Email: contact@support.narcoffnow.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since that can pull out the white fibers in the fabric Meets the flammability, azo dyes 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Serial No. 308
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
''Ho ho hoovers'' sweatshirt Size Guide

Size label | Body length | Chest width |
---|---|---|
S
|
26.77
|
208
|
M
|
27.56
|
21.26
|
L
|
28.35
|
22.44
|
XL
|
29.13
|
23.62
|
XXL
|
29.92
|
24.8
|