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''Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog'' Hoodie

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🔥Had enough of the narcissistic drama? Our 'Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog Hoodie' says it all—time to ditch the chaos and find loyalty in a new best friend. With the playful message, 'You can’t fix narcissism, but you can divorce it… and get a dog,' this hoodie blends humor and comfort, perfect for those who know it’s time to move on. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, it’s your go-to for long walks or cozy nights in with your new four-legged buddy. Wear it as a proud reminder that you’ve traded in drama for doggy cuddles.

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  • 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
  • Midweight fabric (8.5oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

''Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog'' Hoodie Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
28
20
34 1/2
M
29
22
35 1/2
L
30
24
36 1/2
XL
31
26
37 1/2
2XL
32
27
38 1/2

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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