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''Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog'' Hoodie
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Had enough of the narcissistic drama? Our 'Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog Hoodie' says it all—time to ditch the chaos and find loyalty in a new best friend. With the playful message, 'You can’t fix narcissism, but you can divorce it… and get a dog,' this hoodie blends humor and comfort, perfect for those who know it’s time to move on. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, it’s your go-to for long walks or cozy nights in with your new four-legged buddy. Wear it as a proud reminder that you’ve traded in drama for doggy cuddles.
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- 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
- Midweight fabric (8.5oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Narc OFF | Funny Narc Off Gifts and Anti-Narcissist Products
- Email: contact@support.narcoffnow.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Serial No. 309
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
''Divorce Narcissism and Get a Dog'' Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
20
|
34 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
22
|
35 1/2
|
|
L
|
30
|
24
|
36 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
26
|
37 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
27
|
38 1/2
|
